{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"talqix.cloud - thisisindexed.com","home_page_url":"https://talqix.cloud","feed_url":"https://talqix.cloud/posts/thisisindexed.com","_microblog":{"about":"https://talqix.cloud/about/api","id":"26435","username":"thisisindexed.com","bio":"","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://talqix.cloud/images/blank_avatar.png"},"items":[{"id":"91730572","content_html":"

Emphatic disgust. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post Emphatic disgust. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/06/emphatic-disgust/","date_published":"2026-06-07T22:23:11+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-07 22:23","date_timestamp":1780870991,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91669816","content_html":"

He ate the sepsis with a spoon. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post He ate the sepsis with a spoon. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/06/he-ate-the-sepsis-with-a-spoon/","date_published":"2026-06-06T14:21:39+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-06 14:21","date_timestamp":1780755699,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91621633","content_html":"

And yes, you are one of those dipshits. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post And yes, you are one of those dipshits. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/06/and-yes-you-are-one-of-those-dipshits/","date_published":"2026-06-05T14:20:33+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-05 14:20","date_timestamp":1780669233,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91566369","content_html":"

To colonize is to overcompensate. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post To colonize is to overcompensate. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/06/to-colonize-is-to-overcompensate/","date_published":"2026-06-04T12:19:24+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-04 12:19","date_timestamp":1780575564,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91487145","content_html":"

Pay yourself first. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post Pay yourself first. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/06/pay-yourself-first/","date_published":"2026-06-03T14:18:46+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-03 14:18","date_timestamp":1780496326,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91427597","content_html":"

Do it for your own good. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post Do it for your own good. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/06/do-it-for-your-own-good/","date_published":"2026-06-02T22:12:23+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-02 22:12","date_timestamp":1780438343,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90953829","content_html":"

Chop wood. Carry water. Die. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post Chop wood. Carry water. Die. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/05/chop-wood-carry-water-die/","date_published":"2026-05-26T14:32:50+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-26 14:32","date_timestamp":1779805970,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90889378","content_html":"

Dirty old men. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post Dirty old men. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/05/dirty-old-men/","date_published":"2026-05-25T15:31:54+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 15:31","date_timestamp":1779723114,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90825487","content_html":"

Doomed by greed. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post Doomed by greed. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/05/doomed-by-greed/","date_published":"2026-05-24T13:30:39+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 13:30","date_timestamp":1779629439,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90787548","content_html":"

All this rhyming is getting is really annoying. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post All this rhyming is getting is really annoying. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/05/all-this-rhyming-is-getting-is-really-annoying/","date_published":"2026-05-23T18:29:32+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 18:29","date_timestamp":1779560972,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90720776","content_html":"

We’re all hollow in the middle. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post We’re all hollow in the middle. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/05/were-all-hollow-in-the-middle/","date_published":"2026-05-22T14:27:44+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 14:27","date_timestamp":1779460064,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90695353","content_html":"

Not now, Almighty Zorg! I have to file this report or I’ll lose my health insurance. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post Not now, Almighty Zorg! I have to file this report or I’ll lose my health insurance. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/05/not-now-almighty-zorg-i-have-to-file-this-report-or-ill-lose-my-health-insurance/","date_published":"2026-05-21T18:27:40+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-21 18:27","date_timestamp":1779388060,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89480080","content_html":"

First they came for that other guy. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post First they came for that other guy. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/05/first-they-came-for-that-other-guy/","date_published":"2026-05-02T13:59:14+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-02 13:59","date_timestamp":1777730354,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89410510","content_html":"

And then you put the rag in the bottle like THIS. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post And then you put the rag in the bottle like THIS. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/05/and-then-you-put-the-rag-in-the-bottle-like-this/","date_published":"2026-05-01T13:57:49+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 13:57","date_timestamp":1777643869,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89333666","content_html":"

Hope she doesn’t grow up & work at Comcast. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post Hope she doesn’t grow up & work at Comcast. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/04/how-she-doesnt-grow-up-work-at-comcast/","date_published":"2026-04-30T15:56:40+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 15:56","date_timestamp":1777564600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89257320","content_html":"

How much DOES a banana cost? \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post How much DOES a banana cost? appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/04/how-much-does-a-banana-cost/","date_published":"2026-04-29T15:55:35+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 15:55","date_timestamp":1777478135,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89257319","content_html":"

There is a quiet darkness here, and also safety. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post There is a quiet darkness here, and also safety. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/04/there-is-a-quiet-darkness-here-and-also-safety/","date_published":"2026-04-28T18:55:30+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-28 18:55","date_timestamp":1777402530,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89257318","content_html":"

The gears of justice and whatnot. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post The gears of justice and whatnot. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/04/the-gears-of-justice-and-whatnot/","date_published":"2026-04-28T18:54:37+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-28 18:54","date_timestamp":1777402477,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89055451","content_html":"

Undermining requires awareness. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post Undermining requires awareness. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/04/undermining-requires-awareness/","date_published":"2026-04-25T20:32:31+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 20:32","date_timestamp":1777149151,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88938112","content_html":"

Pests. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post Pests. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/04/pests/","date_published":"2026-04-24T14:31:00+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-24 14:31","date_timestamp":1777041060,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88866428","content_html":"

Because they don’t have to think of the children. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post Because they don’t have to think of the children. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/04/because-they-dont-have-to-think-of-the-children/","date_published":"2026-04-23T14:30:09+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-23 14:30","date_timestamp":1776954609,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88866427","content_html":"

The last bite is the least fun. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post The last bite is the least fun. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/04/the-last-bite-is-the-least-fun/","date_published":"2026-04-23T14:29:09+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-23 14:29","date_timestamp":1776954549,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88823033","content_html":"

All of humanity is on this card. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post All of humanity is on this card. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/04/all-of-humanity-is-on-this-card/","date_published":"2026-04-22T14:28:19+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-22 14:28","date_timestamp":1776868099,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750306","content_html":"

Spoiler alerts = the past. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post Spoiler alerts = the past. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/04/spoiler-alerts-the-past/","date_published":"2026-04-21T20:28:13+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-21 20:28","date_timestamp":1776803293,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88493352","content_html":"

The Oak Street Strangler still drives that bloody garbage truck. \"\" : thisisindexed.com

","summary":"The post The Oak Street Strangler still drives that bloody garbage truck. appeared first on Indexed.","url":"https://thisisindexed.com/2026/04/the-oak-street-strangler-still-drives-that-bloody-garbage-truck/","date_published":"2026-04-17T14:59:49+00:00","author":{"name":"thisisindexed.com","url":"http://thisisindexed.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.talqix.cloud/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftalqix.cloud%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"thisisindexed.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-17 14:59","date_timestamp":1776437989,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}